DRINKERS who quench their thirst with four or more middies of beer will be defined as binge drinkers under new national guidelines released next month.
In what one health professional has slammed as a message that "makes no sense at all", the guidelines will say that more than four standard drinks per day constitutes a binge. A middie of beer is about 1.1 standard drinks and an average glass of wine is 1.5 standard drinks.
What's that hoary old joke about that fine pack of wowsers, the Methodists?
The Methodist who was aghast at people having sex whilst erect - errr, sorry I'll read that again - standing up that is, because it might lead to dancing.
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